A list of things that happen in Joseph and the Amazing Technicolour Dreamcoat that no one seems to notice because it's set to music

- Attempted fratricide (also explictly mentioned during one of the songs that all the kids are clapping along to);

- The use of goat blood to stain Joseph's ruined coat (one of the brothers pulls the legs off the goat on stage);

- Joseph's interpretation of a dream condemns a Baker to death;

- Joseph is locked away for an indeterminate amount of time;

- Jacob is condemned to a life of poverty because of the actions of his sons;

- Joseph is seduced by a cougar;

- 'Children of Israel
Are never alone
For we know we shall find
Our own peace of mind
For we have been promised
A land of our own.'